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A new golfer, on the first tee, took a couple of practice swings, and then addressed the ball. He swung hard -- and missed the ball entirely. He refocused and swung even harder -- right over the top of the ball. The third time he was careful to aim lower -- and struck the ground a foot behind the ball! He told his caddie, "They were right. They said this was a tough course!"
"My new boyfriend is so cheap. But at least he has a big dick." "Oh? How big is it?" "You know those plastic sleeves they put on the newspaper when it rains?" "Yeah." "He uses 'em as condoms!"
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