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Remember the giant piano keyboard in the movie, "Big"? It still exists in NYC's F.A.O. Schwartz. Watch as these two women play Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A woman was shopping and finding great sales when her mobile phone rang. A woman's urgent voice said, "This is your family doctor. Your husband has been in a terrible car accident! He's in critical condition!" "I'm at the mall, but I'll be there as soon as possible!" she replied. She paid for her purchase and headed for the parking lot, but just had to see what was 50% off at this one shop on the way. Then she couldn't pass that wonderful coffee smell without a cup, and "I may as well have a slice of that beautiful chocolate cake, too, please." Then, feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital, found their doctor and asked about her husband. The doctor glared at her. "You went ahead and finished your shopping, didn't you? I hope you're proud! While you enjoyed yourself at the mall, your husband has suffered in intensive care and taken a terrible turn for the worst." She paused for effect and lowered her voice. "But it's just as well you did, because it's probably the last shopping trip you'll ever take! For the rest of your life, your husband will require your around-the-clock attention. His care is now your fulltime job!" The woman felt so guilty that she broke down sobbing. The doctor chuckled and said, "Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. He died a couple of hours ago. Show me what you bought!"
Boss to employees: "I'm sorry, but I've got to let one of you go." Black employee: "Not me! I'm a protected minority." Female employee: "Not me! I'm a woman." Older employee: "Not me! I'll sue you for age discrimination." They all looked at the hapless young white male employee, who stammered: "Did I mention I'm thinking about being gay?"
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