[cyberjoke3000] June 30, 2009

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

As the airliner passed over Arizona, the pilot announced, "On your right is Meteor Crater, formed when a 300,000 ton lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter, struck the earth at 40,000 miles per hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles. The hole measures nearly a mile across and 570 feet deep." The passenger beside me looked down and exclaimed, "Wow! Look! It just missed the highway!"

A dentist was awakened late at night by an urgent phone call. "Dr. Tuckerman, my son was kissing his girlfriend and, when my wife and I got home tonight, we found them stuck together." "I'll be right there," said the dentist calmly. "And don't worry. I unlock teenagers' braces all the time." "From an I.U.D.?"

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