[cyberjoke3000] June 24, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Zadir shares this amazing video of Kevin Richardson, a South African naturalist who does something totally un-natural: he's become a member of a pride of lions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wso13n4kHZ4

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

There's no point being punctual in my office; no one is around to appreciate it!

A cargo plane was over the middle of the ocean when the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker. He aimed his gun at the pilot's head and shouted, "Take this plane to Cuba or I'll blow your brains out!" The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside, and said, "Look, pal, if you shoot me this plane will crash into the sea and you'd die along with the rest of us." The hijacker turned the gun toward the copilot. "Take this plane to Cuba or I'll blow his brains out!" The copilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside, and said, "Listen, pal, the pilot has a weak heart; if you kill me, the shock could give him a heart attack. Then we'd both be dead, we'd still crash into the sea and you'd die." The hijacker considered this and then turned his gun on the navigator. "Take this plane to Cuba or I'll blow his brains out!" The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside, and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two have no sense of direction. Without me, they couldn't even find Cuba. If you shoot me, we'd still crash into the sea and die." The hijacker spun around and aimed at the stewardess. "Take this plane to Cuba or I'll blow her brains out!" The stewardess calmly leaned over and whispered in the hijacker's ear. He turned beet red, dropped his gun, and ran back into the cargo hold! "What did you tell him?" they asked. "I told him that if he killed me, he'd have to give all you guys your blowjobs!"

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