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CyberJokester Linda Kenton sends along this wonderful old film clip of Fred Astaire not only dancing and singing as only he could, but also hitting golf balls, in rhythm and with beautiful form! Nowt I can feel inferior to him in yet another way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pw0XRAuO0w
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Little Johnny's class, on a tour of the local fire department, got a quiz from the fire chief. "What would you do if your clothes catch on fire?" he asked. Little Johnny volunteered, "Don't put them on!"
A big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside a young girl walking on the sidewalk and asked, "Hey, little girl! Want to go for a ride?" "No," said the little girl and she kept walking. The motorcyclist followed close behind her for a while and then offered, "I'll give you ten dollars if you hop on the back." "No!" she said and increased her pace. The motorcyclist didn't give up. "Okay, how about twenty dollars and a big bag of candy? Come on, just a little ride?" The girl spun around, looked him straight in the eye and screamed, "Look, Daddy: you bought the Honda instead of the Harley, so you ride it!"
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