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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when he got his foot caught. He tried to pull it out, but it was firmly stuck. To his horror, he heard a train coming. He prayed, "God, if you'll get my foot out of these tracks, I'll never be bad again!" Nothing happened. The train grew closer! "Oh, God, please get my foot out! I promise to stop swearing!" Still nothing. The train was seconds away! Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train horn blared. He tried one last time. "God, please, if you get my foot out of these tracks, I'll quit being bad, I'll stop swearing, and I'll stop trying to look up Little Suzie's dress!" With just inches to spare, his foot freed, and he fell backwards off the tracks. Lying there, the train hurtling past inches away, he looked to heaven and said, "Never mind, God. I got myself out!"
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is about the same, but you get the remote!
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