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A Frenchman, a German and a Jew were lost in the desert. After wandering for hours, the Frenchman said, "I'm tired and I'm thirsty. I must have wine." The German said, "I'm tired and I'm thirsty. I must have beer." The Jew said, "I'm tired and I'm thirsty. I must have diabetes!"
The couple on a blind date really hit it off and, by the end of the evening, they were undressing each other. "Before we go any further, Charmaine, tell me: do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account?" "As a matter of fact," smiled Charmaine, "I do have a foot fetish. But you're so cute, I'd settle for eight inches!"
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