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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
You may be too fat if... while you're lying at the beach, Greenpeace tries to save you!
As the Army colonel reviewed his troops, he noticed one man sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant!" the colonel ordered, "give this man 30 days compassionate home leave." "Yes, sir!" replied the sergeant. A few months later, the same thing happened again, with the same man. "Sergeant! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home leave." "Yes, sir!" A few months later, same guy, same problem. Now the colonel was angry. "Sergeant! Didn't I give this man three compassionate home leaves already?" "Yes, sir," replied the sergeant. "Then what's his problem?" asked the colonel. The sergeant replied softly, "Sir, it's you he's fond of!"
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