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In honor of all you June brides, here are a few couples who should have proofed their wedding announcements more carefully:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An eminent psychologist was about to testify. She sat down in the witness chair without noticing that its rear legs were precariously balanced on the raised platform. "Will you state your name?" asked the district attorney. She opened her mouth to answer just as the chair slipped off the stand, catapulting her head-over-heels backward into a stack of exhibits. The hushed courtroom watched in stunned silence as she extricated herself, rearranged her disheveled dress and hair, and returned her chair to the witness stand. Her glare dared anyone to so much as smirk. "Well, doctor," continued the district attorney without changing expression, "we could start with an easier question."
Women think they're clever because they fake orgasms throughout a relationship. Men fake entire relationships to have orgasms.
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