It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
The end of June is typically moving time so here are some new sight gags showing people who didn't bother to rent a truck to move!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A family was out for Mother's Day dinner. The mother was unusually quiet. Her husband asked, "What's wrong?' She hesitated and then said, "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you: I've cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for fifteen years and on Mother's Day I don't get so much as a 'Thank you.' " "Why should I?" he said, "not once in 15 years have I received a Father's Day gift." She replied, "Yeah, but I'm their real mother!"
The smooth operator whispered to the party's host, "There are so many hot babes at this party, if I find one that's willing, would you mind if I used your extra bedroom for a quickie?" "What about your wife?" "Oh, she won't miss me." "I'm sure she won't," smirked the host, "because fifteen minutes ago, she borrowed my extra bedroom!"
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