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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Mrs. Stone, I want you to give your husband one of these pills every day followed by one shot of whiskey. That should improve his stamina," said the doctor. Mrs. Stone agreed. At the follow-up visit a month later, the doctor asked her, "And how is Mr. Stone doing with those pills and whiskey?" Mrs. Stone responded, "Well, he's a little behind on the pills, but he's at least six months ahead with the whiskey!"
As they stumbled up his apartment stairs, she whispered sexily, "You know, I can tell how a man will make love to me by the way he unlocks his door." He replied, "Really? How?" She said, "Well, if he shoves his key in the lock and yanks the door open, that means he is a rough lover and not for me. And if he fumbles around and can't find the keyhole, than he's an inexperienced lover and not for me, either. Exactly how do you unlock your door?" He grinned and said, "First, I like to lick the lock...."
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