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CyberJokester Eric Schneck sends along "The Astounding World of the Future," a spoof on 1950s educational films featuring amazingly accurate predictions of life in the year 2000.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
You May Be A Taliban if... you refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to beer; you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes; you have more wives than teeth; you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean; you only know of two styles of vests: bulletproof or suicide; you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against; you routinely carry explosives in your clothing but consider television dangerous; you were amazed to learn that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs; you have nothing against women and think every man should own some; you have a crush on your neighbor's goat!
The sexiest woman at the party approached an attractive man standing alone, smiled and said, "Hello there. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact, I chose it myself because I love both cars and men. What's your name?" He smiled and said, "B. J. Titsengolf!"
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