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The Woman's Guide to Understanding Men: Nice men are ugly. Handsome men aren't nice. Handsome nice men are gay. Handsome nice non-gay men are married. Ugly nice men have no money. Ugly nice men with money think women are after their money. Handsome poor men are after women's money. Handsome, not nice, heterosexual men want beautiful women. Heterosexual nice men with money who accept non-beautiful women are pigs. Somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, heterosexual men with some money are shy and never make the first move. Men who never make the first move lose interest in a woman who takes the initiative!
The farmer went to his doctor for help with his failing manhood. The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Take one, and only one, of these pills per day, Amos." Back home, Amos thought he'd try the pills out on his stud horse first. The horse swallowed one pill, jumped clear out of his stall, kicked a hole in the side of the barn, and took off down the road. "Those pills are too strong for me!" thought Amos and dumped the rest of the bottle into the well. At his follow-up visit, Amos told the doctor what he had done. The doc looked concerned. "I hope you aren't drinking the water from that well, Amos." "Nope," replied Amos. "Can't get the pump handle down!"
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