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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
My wife sent me to the grocery store for organic vegetables, but not wanting to drive to our usual store, I just stopped at the corner market. They didn't seem to carry organic produce, so I found the manager. "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" He looked at me and replied, "Nope. You're gonna have to do that yourself!"
"I had a date last night with Siamese twins." "Wow. Did you have a good time?" "Well, yes and no!"
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