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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The worried housewife answered the telephone to hear a kindly voice. "How are you, darling?" she heard. "Are you having a good day?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into tears. "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat, the washing machine broke, I twisted my ankle, and I really need to go grocery shopping before we have two other couples over for a dinner party tonight." "Oh, darling," said the sympathetic voice, "sit down, relax, close your eyes and I'll be over in a half hour. I'll feed the baby, do your shopping, clean the house, and cook dinner for your guests. On the way over, I'll call my repairman to fix your washer. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him to come home and help you out for a change!" "George? Who's George?" "Why, George, your husband! Mary?" "No, this is not Mary!" "Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I must have the wrong number." There was a short pause because the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"
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