Sunday, February 21, 2010

[cyberjoke3000] February 22, 2010



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Today is George Washington's birthday. I bet a few sight gags would set those wooden teeth to laughing!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I finally realized, as the hot dog vendor went on and on about how he liked to "caress each bun with mustard" and "tease it with dabs of relish," that I was growing uncomfortable with his frank talk.

A father was concerned about his thirteen-year-old son's preoccupation with breasts. He repeatedly pointed at attractive women and said, "Hey, Dad. Look at her knockers!" It got so bad, that Dad finally took him to a psychiatrist, who assured him that, with just one day of intensive therapy, he could cure the boy's problem. When Dad picked him up after the session, they walked several blocks to a bus stop and passed several beautiful women without a word. As they sat down on the bus, Dad was mentally complimenting the psychiatrist when his son whispered, "Hey, Dad. Look at the a$$ on that bus driver!"


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