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Playboy.com journalist Mike Guy bet he could endure 15 seconds of waterboarding by a trained member of the U.S. military. Who couldn't stand 15 seconds of anything, knowing that they're not going to let you die? Watch the results:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The newlyweds were planning their family. She said she wanted three children. He said he two was enough. The argument got heated so he decided to end it by saying boldly, "Well, then, after our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without hesitating, she retorted, "Then I hope you'll love our third child as if it's your own!"
Jon left for a two-day business trip and was halfway to the airport when he realized he had left his plane ticket at home. He turned around, drove back home, quietly entered, walked into the kitchen and found his wife washing the breakfast dishes in her skimpiest negligee. She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached around, and squeezed her breasts. "Jon won't be here so just leave one quart of milk today!"
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