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http://www.techcult.com/the-150-best-online-flash-games/
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A flock of sheep romped about a field, happily "baa-baa-ing" each other, discussing life as usual, when they suddenly heard a "moo-moo." They all looked around, but saw only sheep. A few minutes later, there was another "moo-moo." Sammie knew it was the sheep right next to him. "Georgie," he said, "why are you mooing? You're a sheep. Sheep don't moo." Georgie replied, "Hey, man. I'm tryin' to learn a foreign language!"
Suzi told her husband Sam that she was going on a vacation with a girlfriend, but instead she went with her wealthy lover, who rewarded her with a full-length mink coat. She couldn't bring the coat home, so she got a plan: she pawned the coat and then showed Sam the ticket. "Look what I found today, Sam: a pawn ticket. I wonder what it's for? Would you mind going by the pawn shop tomorrow and find out what was pawned?" Sam agreed. The next day, he returned home and gave his wife a ten-year-old Timex watch. What could she say? But that weekend, Sam's secretary sported a full-length mink coat!
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