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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Jesus went to Finkelstein the Tailor for a new robe. When the robe was done, he tried it on and it was a perfect fit. "How much do I owe you, Finkelstein?" Finkelstein replied, "No, no. For the Son of God, no charge! But may I ask a small favor? When you preach, could you mention that your robe was made by Finkelstein the Tailor?" Jesus agreed and began extolling his robe's virtues whenever he spoke. The next time Jesus passed Finkelstein's shop, he noticed a long line of customers. Finkelstein spotted him and said, "Jesus, look what you've done for business! Would you consider a partnership?" "Sure," said Jesus. "How about 'Jesus & Finkelstein'?" "Uh, no, how about 'Finkelstein & Jesus'? After all, I am the craftsman." They debated for a time until they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. Thus, a few days later, a new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop: "Lord & Taylor."
The beautiful female salesgirl greeted a male customer, "Good afternoon, sir. What is it you desire?" The man looked her over and replied, "What I desire is to whisk you out of here, get a hotel room, mix up some drinks, put on some soft music, and make passionate love to you all day. What I need is some new underwear!"
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