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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The woman had obviously been beaten black and blue. The doctor asked her what happened. She said, "Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." The doctor said, "Next time, try this: when you hear him coming, gargle a glass of chamomile tea, and keep gargling until he's asleep." A month later she returned looking good as new. "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Now when he comes home drunk, I gargle with chamomile tea and he never touches me." The doctor replied, "See? Sometimes it helps to keep your mouth shut!"
The new minister woke up early one Sunday morning, got his wife the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and her cigarettes and left her, relaxing in bed while he took his morning constitutional. One crusty old codger passed him on the sidewalk and said, "Good morning, pastor. How be you and the wife?" The minister replied, "Good morning, good man. I am fine and my wife is also fine as I left her in bed, smoking." The old coot said, "Arr, pastor. That's the way to f*¢k 'em!"
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