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CyberJokester Chris Edmonds sends along a follow-up to yesterday's Google Maps link of Pompeii. Here the Google Street View car is followed by two men on foot, wearing SCUBA gear. Use the map arrows to see the chase unfold.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An elderly couple, celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary, decided to visit their old high school where they first fell in love. Walking back home, a bag of money dropped from an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally picked it up and, unsure what to do with it, carried it home. They counted the money -- fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Why? Finders keepers." She hid the bag in their attic. The next day, two police officers canvassing the neighborhood knocked on their door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find the bag of money that fell out of the armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him; he's senile." The agents asked Andy, "Tell us the whole story, from the very beginning." Andy began, "Well, yesterday, as Sally and I were walking home from school..." One officer turned to the other and said, "That's it; we're outta here!"
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