It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
No more iPad jokes today, but I must share what CyberJokester Don Smith sent me: Mad TV's iPad ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs&
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given. The next year things were different, however. "Last year, I sent each of my grandchildren a generous check," said one woman to another, "and not one of them bothered to send me a thank you note." "Oh, that's just how kids are these days," replied her friend. "Ha," said the first woman. This year they all came over in person to thank me." "Wonderful! What do you think caused the change in their behavior?" "Oh, I know exactly what: this year, I didn't sign their checks!"
What's the difference between sugar and Sweet 'n' Low? Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips...
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