It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
It's tough to find fresh Super Bowl jokes; here's the best two I saw this year. Here's hoping there are some good commercials this year!
David Martin shot a time lapse video from his apartment balcony with a cheap video camera... not a big deal, but in his case, his apartment overlooked the Hudson River exactly where the Airbus 320 ended up after landing safely a year ago. He recently posted the footage. Well worth the watch.
http://www.flixxy.com/airbus-a320-jet-recovery-time-lapse.htm
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The linebacker down, the team physician raced to his side. "Doc, check my leg. Something's wrong. Put your ear to my thigh. You'll hear it." The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear a small voice say, "Gimme twenty bucks. I need twenty bucks." "That's weird," exclaimed the doctor. "That's nothing, Doc. Listen to my knee." The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard, "Man, I really need fifty bucks. Lend me fifty bucks!" The doctor was dumbfounded. "I don't know what to say. In all my years of practice, I've never come across anything like this." "Doc, that's not all. There's more. Listen to my ankle." The doctor did so and heard his ankle plea, "Please, I gotta get a hundred bucks. A hundred bucks. Now!" The doctor smiled. "Ah, now I understand. Based on my previous experience, it's obvious: your leg is broke in three places!"
The animal kingdom decided to hold its own Super Bowl, with the big animals against the little animals. As expected, by halftime the big animals were crushing the little animals, so the smalls' coach made a passionate speech to rally them. At the start of the second half, when the big animals got the ball, the elephant was stopped for no gain. On the second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. And on third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss. Coach was ecstatic! The team huddled around him as he asked, "Who stopped the elephant?" "I did," said the centipede. "Who stopped the rhino?" "That was me, too," said the centipede. "And who hit that hippo for a loss?" "Me, coach!" said the centipede. "So where were you the first half?" asked the coach. The centipede replied, "Getting my ankles taped!"
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