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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The science teacher explained latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes and then asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?" After a long silence, a soft voice in the back of the class volunteered, "I think you'll be eating alone!"
Jon picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room, not knowing she was a nymphomaniac. After their eighth go, he told her he just had to get a pack of cigarettes. On his way out, he stopped at the men's room in the lobby. Standing before the urinal, he unzipped and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find it. After fishing around a little, he finally found it and said, "Look, it's okay. You can come out now. She's not here!"
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