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A young woman went home with a racecar driver. In the middle of the night, he was awakened by a slap in the face. "What's wrong? Didn't I satisfy you when we made love?" "Of course! It was great." "Well, while you were asleep, you felt my breasts and mumbled, 'Um. Perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'Ah. Smooth finish'." The driver was confused. "So? What's wrong with that?" "Nothing," she said, "but when you got 'down there,' you said, 'Who left the garage door open?'"
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