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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Human Resource Management: Put a prospective employee in a room with only a table and two chairs and leave them there for two hours, with no instruction. When their time is up, see what they're doing. If they took the table apart, assign them to Engineering. If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance. If they are busy writing up the experiment, assign them to Tech Documents. If they are waving their arms and yelling, assign them to Consulting. If they don't notice that you returned, assign them to Security. If they are talking to the chairs, assign them to Personnel. If the room smells bad, assign them to Information Technology. If they tell you it's not as bad as it looks, assign them to Marketing. If they mention that hardwood furniture does not come from rainforests, assign them to Public Relations. If they are asleep, make them Managers.
A construction worker told his buddy, "I can't wait to get home and get my wife's panties off!" The buddy asked, "Why? What's your rush?" "The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!"
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