Thursday, July 3, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] July 3, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

GoPro's YouTube channel is filled with exciting, interesting videos like this one, of base jumpers from Moab Towers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVcV9ItdZ8w 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A pizza was sitting around in a stomach, waiting to be digested, when suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought, "Okay, there's no hurry. I'll let him pass." Two minutes later another whiskey came down and Pizza let him pass, too. But when the next whiskey came down, Pizza stopped him. "What's going on up there?" "It's a party out there! They're having the most fun!" Pizza said, "Great! I'm gonna go check it out!"

 

Navy pilots swear the three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good sh¡t. A night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities to experience all three at once! 


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