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Sure, your cell phone tells you the correct time for free and with accuracy unknown a century ago, but a wristwatch tells others about you. Take this "Look Over A Watchmaker's Shoulders."
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My life sucks. I loaned a guy ten grand so he could get plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like!
Grandpa showed Little Johnny around the farm and, when they came to the corral, they saw two cows mating. "Now, Little Johnny, that's a bull and that's a cow and he's serving her." Later, they saw two horses mating. "Little Johnny, that's a stud and that's a mare and he's serving her." That night at dinner, Grandma asked Grandpa, "Will you please serve the turkey?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm headin' for McDonald's!"
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