Tuesday, July 22, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] July 23, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Anyone alive 45 years ago today remembers (as I do) exactly where they were when men first landed on the moon. Buzz Aldrin, the junior member of the Apollo 11 crew, recently held an "Ask Me Anyhing" on Reddit. It's fascinating reading:

http://bit.ly/VZcjPD

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A businessman walked into another businessman's office and found him looking sad. "What's wrong, Bob?" he asked. "Oh, it's my wife. She hired me a new secretary." "So? Is she blonde or brunette?" "Neither. He's bald!"

 

A man driving down a country road hit a rooster, which disappeared under his car in a cloud of feathers. He did the right thing: he pulled into the nearest farmhouse and confessed. "I think I killed your rooster. I'd like to replace him." The farmer looked surprised. "Suit yourself. The hens are 'round back." 


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