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White people, have you ever wondered what it would sound like if black people said the stuff you say?
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After a magic show, a woman asked the magician how he did one special trick. The magician kidded, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you." She replied, "Well, okay then -- would you tell my husband?"
Things To Say At Your Colorectal Exam: "I hope my diarrhea doesn't suddenly come back!" "Take it easy, Doc -- you're going where no man has gone before." "Oh, boy, that is sphincteriffic!" "Could you write my wife a note saying that my head is not up there?" "You know, in some states, we're now legally married." "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you do the Hokey-Pokey..." "Is this how a Muppet feels?" "I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning!" "Ever gut a squid?" "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "Go slow, Doc. I want to learn how to do this for my friends." "Deflector shields down!"
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