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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The visiting minister passed the hat through the church congregation, but it came back to him empty. The minister slowly inverted the hat, shook it, and then raised his eyes heavenward. "Thank you, dear Lord, for returning my hat from this congregation!"
Little Johnny drew a fly on Miss Baker's grade book. It was so realistic that she slammed it with a ruler. When the fly didn't move, she hit it again. But the fly didn't move. She pounded that grade book until it was torn to shreds. When the class finally laughed out loud, she realized she'd been had. She summoned Little Johnny's father to school. "See this? This is what your son did to my grade book!" John's father replied, "That's nothing, Miss Baker. Last month, he drew a naked woman on our back fence and it took me a day to get the splinters out of my dick!"
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