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I thought I knew a lot about YouTube but Evan Dashevsky of PCmag taught me a lot in his recent article (in spite of its punny title), "13 YouTube Tricks for True PowerYOUsers," e.g., did you know you can watch slow-paced videos at double-speed?
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After years of analysis, a psychiatrist asked her multiple-personality patient, "So? Do you feel like you're cured?" She replied, "Absolutely. We've never felt better!"
A man told his waiter, "I'd like to buy a bottle of your finest wine for those two beautiful women at the next table." The waiter replied, "Look, mate. They're lesbians. You're not going to get anywhere with them." The man insisted, so the waiter shrugged and said, "It's your money. I warned you." One girl came over to his table to thank him. "Oh, it's okay," he smiled. "Anything for two beautiful women." "Right," she said. "So, do you fancy my friend?" "I sure do!" he replied. "Would you like to smell her pussy?" she asked. He grinned. "I sure would!" So she breathed on him!
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