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An Army driver was chauffeuring a Major who was a known womanizer. The Major spied a hot girl. "Turn this car around!" he ordered. The driver stopped, then stalled the car and, by the time he got it restarted, the girl had vanished. The Major was mad. "Driver, you'd be a total waste in an emergency." The driver replied, "I thought I did pretty well. You see, that was my girlfriend!"
Phil called Bob. "Hey, man. I heard a new joke! Wanna hear it?" Bob said, "Sure." "Okay. What has a small dick and hangs down?" "Uh, I dunno... a bat?" "Good! Okay, now what has a big dick and hangs up?" Bob thought, "Uh, I give up. What?" Click. Buzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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