Friday, July 18, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] July 18, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wallace Krebs sends along this time-lapse video of how to stretch a cruise ship 90' in dry dock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwG7z_aowKw 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A nervous flyer was airborne when the cabin lights started to flicker. He mentioned it to a flight attendant, who said, "I'll take care of it." Moments later, the lights went out completely. Clearly she'd solved the problem by turning off the lights. The passenger beside him leaned over and said, "Whatever you do, please don't ask about the engines!"

 

My redneck neighbor yelled over the fence, "Hey dude! We're having a great party over here. Why doncha come over?" I told him, "Man, I'm not feeling good. I think I'm gonna stay right here." "What's wrong?" "I got a case of diarrhea." He yelled back, "Well, sheet -- bring it along. These fools'll drink anything!" 


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