Thursday, July 24, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] July 24, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two Scottish men were chatting. One pulled out an expensive pocket watch to check the time. "That's a fine watch you've got there!" says the other. "Yeah, it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather." "Really? That's nice." "Yeah, he sold it to me on his deathbed!"

 

Fred pulled his convertible to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road. His pretty, but reluctant, date said, "I suppose you're going to pull the old 'out of gas' routine." Fred said, "No, I'm going to pull the old 'here after' routine." " 'Here after' routine? What's that?" "If you're not 'here after' what I'm 'here after,' you'll be 'here after' I'm gone!" 


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