Friday, December 2, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] December 2, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A professor explained how societies' ideals of beauty change over time. "For example, Miss America of 1921 stood five feet tall, weighed 108 pounds, with measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd fare in today's pageant?" One student responded, "Not well." "And why is that?" asked the professor. The student said, "For one thing, she'd be hella old!"

What's the difference between a downhill putt and a blowjob? No man getting a blowjob has ever yelled, "Slow down! Stop! Bite, you c*¢ksucker!" 


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