Friday, December 9, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] December 9, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jed R. Feiman sends along this lovely commercial for "English for Beginners." It will touch your heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5Rnd-HM6A 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A sixth-grade teacher posed a problem to her math class. "A man dies and leaves ten million dollars, with one-quarter going to his wife, one-fifth to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?" Little Johnny's hand shot up. "Yes, John?" Little Johnny said, "A good lawyer!"

Did you hear about the guy who died of an overdose of Viagra? The service had to be open-casket! 


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