Thursday, December 22, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] December 23, 2016



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CyberJokester David Caine sends along this Christmas Star Wars video: "Chewie Sings Silent Night"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd79mpzBnJ4 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Mommy! I know what I'm going to ask Santa for." "What?" "An elf." "An elf? Why?"   "Because Santa's elves make all his toys, so why ask for toys when, if I get an elf, I'll have toys for life!"

Shopping for a new nightgown, a woman tried her luck at Victoria's Secret and, surprisingly, found exactly what she wanted. Waiting to pay, she noticed the young woman in front of her had the same nightgown. That confirmed what she suspected all along: despite being over fifty, she was still "with it." She proudly announced to the 20-something before her, "Looks like we have the same tastes." The young woman replied, "Yes. I think it's the perfect Christmas present for my grandmother!" 


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