Monday, December 19, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] December 20, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I dare you to watch this video all the way through without smiling! The USAF Band, Strings, Chorus and Dancers perform their holiday medley to the public:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/khQN5ylb3H0  

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Santa goes up and down so many chimneys that this year he got a flue shot!

How Christmas Trees are Better than Women: Christmas trees don't care how many other trees you've had in the past. Christmas trees don't get mad when you use exotic electrical devices. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. Christmas trees don't get mad when you look up underneath. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can just leave it on the curb. Christmas trees don't get jealous around other Christmas trees. Christmas trees don't care if you watch football all day. Christmas trees don't get mad when you tie them up and throw them in the back of your pickup. Christmas trees don't care if you keep an artificial one in the closet "just in case." 


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