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Somehow I confused yesterday’s link to Louis Armstrong reciting "The Night Before Christmas” with my laptop’s LoJack security company! My apologies. Here’s the real link. (And thanks to Rodney Paquin, the first to point out my error.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pe_DCJtOmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy4P9CjQsi8
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You Might Be A Scrooge if... The only three spirits you see on Christmas Eve are gin, vodka and bourbon. You turn on your sprinklers to keep away the carolers. You buy all your Christmas gifts at the convenience store. You get your Christmas tree from a park. Your Christmas dinner is a six-pack and a Slim Jim. You think "Ho, ho, ho!" is a line from a Rocky movie. Your holiday decorations are rotted pumpkins.
"Dear Santa, I'm writing to tell you that I've been naughty, but it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard! Little Johnny"
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