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What kind of music do elves like best? Wrap music!
Little Suzi was so proud of her Christmas presents: her first watch and her first perfume. She made herself a pest all morning, showing everyone her watch and insisting that they sniff her perfume. But before the preacher arrived for Christmas dinner, her mother told her, "If you bother the minister with your watch or perfume, I'll send you to your room." She did well but by desert, she just couldn't hold her tongue any more. She told the preacher, "If you hear anything or smell anything ...it's me!"
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