Wednesday, December 7, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] December 8, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

 CyberJokester Matt Flinton sends along this article from People magazine about surprising facts about famous Christmas films:
http://people.com/movies/surprising-facts-about-your-favorite-christmas-movies/

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Why t'e hell do dey do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends, day after day, week after week, wether if it's oicy, rainin', snowin', hailin'. Why would dey torture themselves like that?" Mick replied, "'Tis all for the prestige and the money. Ya know the winner gets a half million Euros." Seamus shook his head. "Yeah, I know that. But why do all the others do it?"

What do you call a guy with a huge dick? Phil. 


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