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[cyberjoke3000] December 6, 2016



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Some construction workers uncovered a big surprise, as this short video shows:
https://youtu.be/8BkRgmgwM0U?t=126

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I was going to grow my own food last summer but I couldn't find any bacon seeds.

A young co-ed had to have every new tune as soon as it came out. One day she heard a song called, "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called the record store, but misdialed and accidentally got Ralph's Auto Repair. She asked, "Do you have 'Two Lips and Seven Kisses'?" Ralph said, "No, but I've got two balls and six inches." She asked, "Oh, is that a new record?" Ralph replied, "Naw, it's about average." 


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