It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this convenient web page to prepare you for the mandated 2012 ban of regular light bulbs (which must be replaced by compact fluorescents which, of course, are only made in China!). Here's what to do when your CFL bulb burns out or breaks. You won't believe it:
http://tinyurl.com/8wwr49
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"How were your seats at the baseball game last night, Jose?" "Oh, not so good. I was way out in the bleachers, by the flag pole." "That's too bad." "Not that bad. People were so friendly. Before the game started, they all stood up, looked right at me, and asked, 'Jose, can you see?'"
"Mom, can I go over to Little Johnny's house and watch the magic show?" "What are you talking about, dear?" "She must be really good cause Johnny heard his mom tell her friend she got $600 for doing six tricks last night!"
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