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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An accordion player finished his polka gig, threw his accordion in the back seat, and drove to an all-night grocery store. He was barely inside the store when he realized he had left his car unlocked! He ran back to the car and his fears were confirmed: inside were three more accordions!
The madam assembled all her girls for the pharmacists' convention. "This is Dolores," she announced. "For $300 she'll promise you an exciting evening starting in a hot tub. And this is Connie, a bargain at $400. She has an Oriental swing in her room. Or what about Maria? She loves straight and kinky sex, including bondage and you can have her all night for only $500." "Hang on a minute," interrupted one druggist. "Don't you have any generics?"
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