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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man took skydiving lessons and was excited about his first jump. They went up, lined up inside the plane, and jumped out. He waited as long as he could stand it and then pulled the ripcord but nothing happened. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute and pulled it. Nothing happened. He dropped both cords, looked down and couldn't believe his eyes: another man was coming up right at him! As they approached each other, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, buddy! Do you know anything about parachutes?" The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?!"
A man bellied up to the bar and ordered a 25-year-old Scotch. The bartender figured he'd never know the difference and poured him a shot of 5-year-old Scotch. The man tasted it and said, "That's 5-year-old Scotch! I ordered 25-year-old Scotch. I'm not paying for anything less than 25-year-old Scotch." The bartender tried again with a 10-year-old Scotch. The man took one sip and said, "That's 10-year-old Scotch! I'm not paying for anything less than 25-year-old Scotch." The bartender shrugged, knowing he was beat, and poured a nice 25-year-old Scotch. "Ah, that's it!" sighed the customer. An old man sitting down the bar slid a glass to the Scotch drinker and said, "Here. Try this." The man took a sip and spat it out. "That tastes like p¡ss!" he exclaimed. "That's because it is," said the old man, "but how old am I!?"
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