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Honda has made some wonderful long-form commercials that were near-films. Today they announced a new site with three very short films that ask subjects to dream about the cars of the future. Thoughtful, interesting, and the softest sell imaginable.
http://dreams.honda.com/
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A pilot and co-pilot reviewed their flight plan for their trip back to the USS Enterprise. They were taking a Navy captain along and experience had taught them that even seasoned vets turn white-knuckled during a carrier landing. Once the captain was strapped in, the pilot turned around to welcome him aboard. "Sir," he asked, "will this be your first carrier landing?" Looking at him with disdain, he pulled opened his inflatable vest to display gold wings above five rows of ribbons. "Son," he said, "I have over 500 carrier landings in jet fighters." "That's good," said the co-pilot, "because it's our first!"
Mildred was so despondent over the death of her beloved Earl after 68 wonderful years of marriage that she decided to join him. She found his old pistol and decided to shoot herself in her broken heart. Not wanting to make a mistake and become a burden to others, she asked her doctor exactly where her heart was. Her doctor said, "A woman's heart is just below her left breast." That night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee!
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