[cyberjoke3000] January 28, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

So why am I excited about 2D barcodes? Besides the cool cutting edge technology, I saw a way to further my goal of making people laugh. What if MSKYNET's barcodes could tell jokes? But not just any jokes--CyberJokes! Now they can. You can now get a CyberJoke anywhere, anytime, via your cell phone. But, even better, you can share this ability with everyone else via your business cards, your email signature, or even your Facebook page! This video shows you just how easy it is. Tomorrow: your own secret barcode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv0npjL60_c

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Doctor, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people." "Okay. Tell me about your problem." "I just did, you idiot!"

A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pots. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pots. And the bloke downed them all... one, two, three, four, five. As he finished the last one, he called to the barman and ordered four more. The barman served up four pots and the bloke downed them... one, two, three, four. He belched, swayed a little on his stool, but ordered three more. And again he knocked them back... one, two, three. "Two potsh, mate!" he called. The barman served him two pots and down they went... one, two. "One pot, sssir!" The barman served him one but the bloke just sat there, staring at it, trying to focus. Then he told the barman, "Y'know, it'sh ssstrange, but the lesssh I drink, the drunker I feel!"

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