Monday, January 5, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] January 6, 2009

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Steve Peterson sends along this interesting challenge for all you "That Looks About Right" engineers. All you have to do is "eyeball it":
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

An irate woman loudly demanded to the newspaper customer service rep, "Where's my Sunday paper?" The rep answered, "Ma'am, today is Saturday. Your Sunday paper will be delivered tomorrow." There was a long pause at the other end of the phone, followed by a muttered, "Well, crap. No wonder there was nobody at church this morning!"

"I applied to an online dating site, but was rejected," said Bob. "Really? Why?" asked his buddy. "They said my answer to the question, 'What do you like most in a woman?' was inappropriate." "How did you answer?" "My d¡ck!"


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