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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An elderly couple was waking up one morning when the wife said, "Don't touch me." "Why not?" asked her husband. "Because I'm dead." "What are you talking about? We're lying here talking! You're not dead!" "No, I'm definitely dead." "You are not dead. What on earth makes you say that?" "Because for the first time in a long time, nothing hurts!"
Last night, I gazed at the brilliant full moon, the same moon, I thought, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagined they were standing there beside me. I told Socrates about the national debate over the right to die and wondered at the constancy of the human condition. I told Plato that our country has come closest to Utopia and showed him a copy of our Constitution. I told Aristotle that we now know of many more than his four basic elements and showed him the periodic table. Then I found a box of kitchen matches and struck one, causing them to all gasp in wonder. And then we spent the rest of the night lighting our farts.
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